Theatre Math - Tech Week Fatigue Function | Funny Stage Manager Shirt | Theater Math Humor Tee | Scientific Theater Collection

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Now peer-reviewed by caffeine itself, the Tech Week Fatigue Function explains why sleep, sanity, and cue accuracy are mutually exclusive.

(Cf⋅Δs)+θ=Mc​Where:

• C₍f₎ = Caffeine (measured in espresso shots)

• Δ₍s₎ = Sleep Deficit (in hours since Monday)

• Θ = Tech Week (measured in tears minus cursing)

• M₍c₎ = Missed Cues (measured in “oops” per act)

Ideal for stage managers, crew members, and actors who know the true meaning of “five-minute break.”

Part of the Scientific Theater Collection — where exhaustion meets excellence.

Available Sizes: S–5XL
Available Colors: White, Black, Military Green, Red, Sport Grey, Navy
Material: 100% Cotton

Care: Machine wash cold, caffeinate responsibly.