Theatre Math - Lighting Ambience Formula | Funny Theater Tech Shirt | Stage Crew Gift | Scientific Theater Collection

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Finally, the elusive science behind perfect lighting — now in formula form! The Lighting Designer Ambience Formula quantifies the delicate balance between mood, gels, and the eternal mystery of working bulbs.

μ=Lc⋅GBf​

Where:

• L₍c₎ = Light Cues (number of times the SM says “again”)

• G = Gels (measured in emotional temperature and budget tears)

• B₍f₎ = Bulbs Functioning (typically fewer than you think)

Perfect for lighting designers, tech directors, and anyone who’s yelled “Can we try a warmer tone?” in the dark.

Part of the Scientific Theater Collection — because theater tech is both art and math (heavy on the drama).

Available Sizes: S–5XL
Available Colors: Black, White, Military Green, Sport Grey, Red, Navy
Material: 100% cotton

Care: Wash cold; keep away from open flames and stage fog.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean