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Theatre Math - Drama Teacher Breakdown Model | Funny Theater Teacher Shirt | Scientific Theater Collection | Drama Department Gift

Theatre Math - Drama Teacher Breakdown Model | Funny Theater Teacher Shirt | Scientific Theater Collection | Drama Department Gift

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At last, the formula that explains what every educator in the performing arts already knows: sanity is a variable. The Drama Teacher Breakdown Model captures the fragile equilibrium of students, budgets, and time as they relate to the inevitable theatrical meltdown.

S3+B+T=βS^3 + B + T = \betaWhere:

  • S³ = Students (multiplied exponentially for chaos)

  • B = Budget (a myth told by administrators)

  • T = Time (never enough, sometimes negative)

  • β = Breakdown (measured in caffeine intake per act)

A must-have for drama teachers, theater educators, and anyone who’s ever graded a scene performance at midnight while stapling costumes.

Part of the Scientific Theater Collection — because art education deserves its own field of experimental psychology.

Available Sizes: S–5XL
Available Colors: Black, White, Red, Military Green, Sport Grey, Navy
Material: 100% cotton

Care: Machine wash cold; do not attempt to iron over despair.

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