Theatre Math - Drama Teacher Breakdown Model | Funny Theater Teacher Shirt | Scientific Theater Collection | Drama Department Gift
Theatre Math - Drama Teacher Breakdown Model | Funny Theater Teacher Shirt | Scientific Theater Collection | Drama Department Gift
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At last, the formula that explains what every educator in the performing arts already knows: sanity is a variable. The Drama Teacher Breakdown Model captures the fragile equilibrium of students, budgets, and time as they relate to the inevitable theatrical meltdown.
S3+B+T=βS^3 + B + T = \betaWhere:
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S³ = Students (multiplied exponentially for chaos)
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B = Budget (a myth told by administrators)
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T = Time (never enough, sometimes negative)
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β = Breakdown (measured in caffeine intake per act)
A must-have for drama teachers, theater educators, and anyone who’s ever graded a scene performance at midnight while stapling costumes.
Part of the Scientific Theater Collection — because art education deserves its own field of experimental psychology.
Available Sizes: S–5XL
Available Colors: Black, White, Red, Military Green, Sport Grey, Navy
Material: 100% cotton
Care: Machine wash cold; do not attempt to iron over despair.
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