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🧵 Costume Catastrophe Constant Tee

Behold the Costume Catastrophe Constant, the only formula brave enough to quantify fabric-based chaos:

A⋅KDr=σ\frac{A·K}{Dᵣ} = σDr​A⋅K​=σ

Where:

• A = Actor (unpredictable variable in motion)

• K = Costume (fragile system of fabric and hope)

• Dᵣ = Dress Rehearsal (where all fastenings fail)

• σ = Stain (inevitable and permanent)

A must-have for costume designers, stage managers, and anyone who’s ever witnessed an actor eat spaghetti in full costume.
Part of the Scientific Theater Collection — where comedy meets academic rigor (and lint rollers).

Available Sizes: S–5XL
Available Colors: White, Black, Military Green, Navy, Red, Sport Grey
Material: 100% cotton

Care: Wash inside-out; results may vary depending on proximity to stage makeup.