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🧵 Costume Catastrophe Constant Tee

Behold the Costume Catastrophe Constant, the only formula brave enough to quantify fabric-based chaos:

A⋅KDr=σ\frac{A·K}{Dᵣ} = σDr​A⋅K​=σ

Where:

• A = Actor (unpredictable variable in motion)

• K = Costume (fragile system of fabric and hope)

• Dᵣ = Dress Rehearsal (where all fastenings fail)

• σ = Stain (inevitable and permanent)

A must-have for costume designers, stage managers, and anyone who’s ever witnessed an actor eat spaghetti in full costume.
Part of the Scientific Theater Collection — where comedy meets academic rigor (and lint rollers).

Available Sizes: S–5XL
Available Colors: White, Black, Military Green, Navy, Red, Sport Grey
Material: 100% cotton

Care: Wash inside-out; results may vary depending on proximity to stage makeup.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean