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📝 Theater Critic Definition Tee – Unisex Heavy Cotton Shirt Theater Critic (n.): A professional opinion-giver who skillfully balances between praising the performance, and deciding how many stars to deduct for slow set changes. They applaud the artistry, analyze the blocking, and absolutely noticed that lighting cue delay. This smart and sarcastic tee is perfect for critics, reviewers, armchair dramaturgs, and anyone who’s ever described a play as “surprisingly poignant.”

Perfect for: Theater critics & journalists Drama professors & dramaturgs Snarky audience members (you know who you are) Opening nights, review deadlines, or casual name-dropping events

👕 Product Features: Classic unisex fit with ribbed knit collar Shoulder taping for structure and long-lasting wear Made from 100% ethically grown US cotton (Oeko-Tex certified) Soft, breathable fabric that pairs well with sharp wit Excellent for clean, bold, high-quality prints

🧼 Care Instructions: Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F) Tumble dry low Do not iron over the design No dry cleaning Use non-chlorine bleach when needed

🌟 Add this tee to your cart and show some love to the folks who write the reviews, even if they docked you half a star for pacing.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean