Abstract: After years of anecdotal evidence, theater scientists have finally quantified the phenomenon of Tech Week Fatigue. The result: The Fatigue Function, a precise mathematical formula that explains why everyone looks like zombies by Thursday and cries by Friday. This mug (available in 11 oz. and 15 oz. sizes) presents the formula in sleek, academic typography, making it appear shockingly legitimate despite being based on nothing but caffeine and collective suffering. It is a vital tool for stage managers, directors, and drama teachers attempting to prove, scientifically, that yes—Tech Week is trying to kill them. Key Findings (a.k.a. Design Features): Faux-academic formula charting energy collapse during Tech Week. Printed on a sturdy ceramic mug, perfect for fueling the function with coffee, tea, or the tears of your cast.
Use Cases: As a survival mug for stage managers running on two hours of sleep. As a prop during production meetings to demonstrate why you’re not okay. As a passive-aggressive gift to that actor who asks, “Why does tech take so long?” Conclusion: Theater chaos may be eternal, but at least now it can be graphed. Equip yourself with the Tech Week Fatigue Function mug and sip with scholarly despair.
Product features - Safe for microwave and dishwasher use - Vibrant colors and crisp printing - Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes - Choose from multiple interior and handle colors - Lead and BPA-free
Care instructions - Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
