🎭 The Science of Theater, Now in Mug Form. Introducing the Drama Teacher Breakdown Formula Mug—an essential piece of laboratory equipment for anyone navigating the delicate experiment that is high school or community theater. Whether you’re calculating the square of student chaos, subtracting the budget, or discovering how time evaporates faster than coffee at a morning rehearsal, this mug presents the ironclad formula behind every drama teacher’s inevitable breakdown.
☕ Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes—because sometimes you need a little caffeine, and sometimes you need a tech-week gallon.
📐 Designed in mock-academic style, this mug is both a warning and a comfort: science has proven that theater equals chaos.
✨ Perfect for: Drama teachers running on caffeine and sheer willpower Stage managers who know formulas are the only way to cope Theater students looking for the perfect gift for their favorite director Anyone who laughs in the face of budget spreadsheets
Product features - Safe for microwave and dishwasher use - Vibrant colors and crisp printing - Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes - Choose from multiple interior and handle colors - Lead and BPA-free
Care instructions - Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
