Shakespeare Gift - The Stewed Sons Pub Poster - Titus Andronicus Dark Humor | Shakespeare Cannibalism Parody | Gothic Tavern Sign

Welcome to The Stewed Sons, where vengeance is always on the menu, the pies are suspiciously hearty, and the family drama is cooked to perfection. Inspired by Shakespeare’s bloodiest tragedy, Titus Andronicus, this mock pub sign proudly simmers in absurdity, allusion, and savory vengeance. Whether you’re a fan of Elizabethan revenge or just enjoy deeply inappropriate cuisine-based wordplay, this one’s for you.

🥧 Features: Two very grumpy brothers mid-simmer in a boiling stew pot Garnished with carrots, onions, and the burning fires of revenge A scroll quote: “I shall not be myself till my revenge be done.” – Titus Andronicus, Act 5 Slogan: “Serving the One-Handed Brewer’s Bitters, Sours, and Ales” (a nod to our, shall we say, handcrafted brewing process)

🎭 Perfect for: Shakespeare scholars with a dark side Fans of horror-comedy, literary gore, and morbid puns Theater teachers who want to weed out the weak Home bars, dens, rehearsal spaces, and emotionally intense kitchens

🖼️ This high-quality matte print serves bold flavors of: Tudor tavern aesthetic Black comedy And hearty visual satire (no actual sons were harmed in the printing of this poster) Available Sizes: Select your ideal size in the dropdown menu Frame Not Included Poster only – pies sold separately (BYO secret ingredients)

📜 Warning: May cause awkward dinner conversations and uncontrollable quoting of Shakespeare’s least family-friendly play. You've been warned. Care instructions - If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from USA (JONDO) and Japan (Printify Choice)

Care instructions: If the print does gather any dust, you may wipe it off gently with a clean, dry cloth.