Shakespeare Bear Tee - A Winters Tale Story Festival T-Shirt | Funny Bard-Inspired Vintage Poster Style Theater Gift

“Exit, pursued by a bear.” Celebrate the most famously unexpected stage direction in Shakespeare with this hilarious A Winter’s Tale-inspired tee. Styled like a 1950s travel poster, this design invites you to the Antigonus Memorial Bear Sanctuary for the A Winter’s Tale Story Festival, December 21–23. Featuring bold vintage colors, retro fonts, and faux testimonials from bear-loving figures like Hugh Glass, Goldilocks, and Paddington, this tee is perfect for theater fans, English teachers, Shakespeare nerds, and lovers of ironic tourism memorabilia.

Whether you're performing in a production, teaching the play, or just want to celebrate Shakespeare’s weirdest bear moment, this shirt delivers drama, comedy, and claws.

• 100% cotton
• Available in unisex sizes S–5XL
• Perfect for English majors, directors, theater geeks, or pun collectors

🧸 Bonus: Now with a 5K Bruin Fun Run and free child care (we assume the children survive)!

.: Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested.

Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean