Politicians: Roasted Since 508 BCE - Because Some Things Never Change, Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

📜 Ancient wisdom, modern relevance. The Greeks knew a thing or two about corrupt politicians, and their brutal one-liners still hit HARD today. This bold, historically accurate design features real quotes from legendary thinkers like Aristophanes, Plato, and Cicero—because some things never change.

🔥 Perfect for: History buffs & political junkies Philosophy lovers & debate nerds Anyone who enjoys a well-aged political roast Those who want to wear their skepticism loud & proud

🏛 Why You’ll Love It:
✔ Authentic Greek & Roman quotes – direct from historical sources
✔ Sharp, witty, & 100% relevant – democracy has always been a mess
✔ Crisp, high-quality design – perfect for tees, mugs, and posters
✔ Great gift for thinkers & cynics – because knowledge is power (and sarcasm is fun)

📢 Get yours now before Zeus himself laughs at your arrogance!

.: Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested.

Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean