Thou Shalt Not Give Line Readings — Theatre T-Shirt

THOU SHALT NOT GIVE LINE READINGS.

Thou art not the director, knowing good from evil. Those who persist shall be swiftly cast down into the pit of fired.

Thus speaketh Thespis.

Every theatre company has one: the actor who cannot resist demonstrating exactly how someone else's line should be delivered. The ancient theatrical scriptures have a warning for such presumptuous souls. And the consequences are eternal. Or at least until the next casting call. Part of The Words of Thespis, Wooliam Sheepspeare's irreverent collection of theatrical commandments, this two-sided shirt celebrates one of the great unwritten laws of rehearsal: Thou shalt act thine own part and leave thy neighbor's alone.

THE DESIGN

Front: An ornate antique-gold medallion depicting Thespis, the legendary pioneer of Greek theatre, surrounded by classical ornamentation.

Back: “THOU SHALT NOT GIVE LINE READINGS,” accompanied by a mock-biblical warning in Gothic lettering, an illuminated initial, and decorative flourishes in antique gold and crimson. And yes, the pit of fired is intentional. The theatrical scriptures are not known for their mercy.

PERFECT FOR

Theatre directors who have seen it all

Actors who know better than to direct their scene partners

Drama teachers and acting coaches

Stage managers who have witnessed rehearsal crimes

Theatre students and drama club members

Anyone who appreciates backstage humor and theatrical satire

PRODUCT DETAILS

Gildan Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt

Classic unisex fit

Front and back printed artwork

Black shirt with antique-gold and crimson design

Available in sizes S–5XL

Made to order Free standard U.S. shipping

Please consult the size chart before ordering.

THE WORDS OF THESPIS Ancient wisdom for people who should know better.

An original theatrical satire collection from Wooliam Sheepspeare, inspired by theatre history, sacred manuscripts, and the everyday absurdities of rehearsal. The Words of Thespis is a fictional, humorous interpretation of theatrical history and tradition.

Theatre history deserved better merch.

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Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean