Take Notes Humbly Shirt | Funny Theatre Actor Gift | Drama Teacher Tee | Theater Director Gift | The Words of Thespis

THOU SHALT TAKE NOTES HUMBLY.

Yea, even when given with passive aggression, for whosoever rolleth their eyes shall be cast out at intermission. Thus speaketh Thespis.

The director has given a note. The actor has smiled politely. The actor's eyes, however, have expressed an entirely different opinion. And the ancient theatrical scriptures have noticed. Part of The Words of Thespis, Wooliam Sheepspeare's irreverent collection of theatrical commandments, this two-sided shirt celebrates the sacred art of receiving direction without sighing, arguing, or visibly questioning the director's sanity. Because sometimes the most challenging performance of the evening takes place during notes.

THE DESIGN
Front: An ornate antique-gold medallion depicting Thespis, the legendary pioneer of Greek theatre, surrounded by classical ornamentation.
Back: “THOU SHALT TAKE NOTES GRACEFULLY,” accompanied by a mock-scriptural warning in Gothic lettering, an illuminated initial, and decorative flourishes in antique gold and crimson.

PERFECT FOR
Theatre directors who have witnessed the legendary eye roll
Actors who accept notes with varying degrees of grace
Drama teachers and acting coaches
Theatre students and college acting majors
Stage managers who document everything
Anyone who appreciates rehearsal humor and theatrical satire

PRODUCT DETAILS
Gildan Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
Classic unisex fit
Two-sided printed artwork
Black shirt with antique-gold and crimson design

Available in sizes S–5XL Made to order

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THE WORDS OF THESPIS Ancient wisdom for people who should know better. An original theatrical satire collection from Wooliam Sheepspeare, inspired by theatre history, illuminated manuscripts, and the everyday absurdities of rehearsal.

The Words of Thespis is a fictional, humorous interpretation of theatrical history and tradition.

Theatre history deserved better merch.