Thou Shalt Know Thy Lines — Theatre T-Shirt
Thou Shalt Know Thy Lines — Theatre T-Shirt
THOU SHALT KNOW THY LINES.
Yea, every jot and tittle. Thou shalt not look to the heavens for rescue, nor to the prompter, for lo, they shall not save thee.
There comes a moment in every rehearsal when an actor looks desperately toward the heavens, hoping that someone—anyone—will provide the next line. The ancient theatrical scriptures offer little comfort. Part of The Words of Thespis, Wooliam Sheepspeare's irreverent collection of theatrical commandments, this two-sided shirt celebrates one of the oldest and most frequently violated laws of the stage.
THE DESIGN
Front: An ornate antique-gold medallion depicting Thespis, the legendary pioneer of Greek theatre, surrounded by classical ornamentation.
Back: “THOU SHALT KNOW THY LINES,” accompanied by a mock-biblical warning in Gothic lettering, an illuminated initial, and decorative flourishes in antique gold and crimson.
PERFECT FOR
Actors who have actually memorized their lines
Directors who are tired of hearing “Line!”
Drama teachers and acting coaches
Theatre students and drama club members
Stage managers who have memorized everyone else's lines
Anyone who appreciates theatrical humor and backstage satire
PRODUCT DETAILS
Gildan Unisex Heavy Cotton T-Shirt
Classic unisex fit
Two-sided printed design
Black shirt with antique-gold and crimson artwork
Sizes S–5XL Made to order
Free standard U.S. shipping
Please consult the size chart before ordering.
THE WORDS OF THESPIS Ancient wisdom for people who should know better. An original theatrical satire collection from Wooliam Sheepspeare.
The Words of Thespis is a fictional, humorous interpretation of theatrical history and tradition.
Theatre history deserved better merch.
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Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean